Love Letters

21st CenturyLove Letter (reply)
REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER
 

Dear Boy :
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my
satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits.
Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
security with regards to this commitment.

If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your
part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense
account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be
entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order
and nothing less than a placed luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also
note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent
basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest . Please
also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
[Girl]