HR Love-letter



 

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like
to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am
broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall
be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take
up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo