Indian Mom
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for

dinner.....who lives with a girl

room mate Sunita.


During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't

help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship

between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the

course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to
wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the

eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you

must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,

"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the

silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said

,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar

from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar.

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were

here

for dinner.



Love, Kumar



Several days later, Kumar received an email from his

Mother which read

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and

I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact

remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found

the chutney jar by now under the pillow...


Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian!