Men And Women Quotes

Men and women, women and men. It will never work. -- Erica Jong

Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman’s attention. -- Camille Paglia

What men fear most is ending up in the wrong profession; what women fear most is ending up with the wrong man. -- Chinese Proverb

Men and women would be even more unhappy if they really understood one another. -- Mason Cooley

Both men and women are fallible. The difference is, women know it. -- Eleanor Bron

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscan Wilde

When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different. -- George Santayana

Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them! -- John Gay

Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so. -- Gertrude Stein

Men decided a few centuries ago that any job they found repulsive was women’s work. -- Frances Gabe

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde

The first thing God said after making man was,"I can do better." --

I don't see why women want any of the things men have when one of the things women have is men." -- Coco Chanel

When one knows women, one pities men. when one studies men, one excuses women. --

: No matter how good he looks, some girl out there is sick and tired of his bullshit. --

Behind every great man was the woman that did all the work - Erin Roberts

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses -- Dorothy Parker

Behind every great man is a great woman. And behind every great woman, there is another man staring at her ass. -- Unknown

You are judged by the idiot you accompany. -- Unknown

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -- Rhonda Hansome

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.-- Erica Jong

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -- Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -- Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman. -- Margaret Thatcher

: A man's most powerful weapon against woman is other women. They just throw us against each other and sit back and laugh. -- Saharyakhi

The only thing shallower than a man is a man's understanding of women! -- Unknown

Men: Women get mad over the stupidest things! Women: Yeah!, MEN!

Behind every man is a woman, waiting to save his ass - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. The reason we like men is cause of their penis.

Men exist to make women look good.

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it!

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine? It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

I gave you life and I can take it away just as easily

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - from "Bruce Almighty"