Sex Quotes
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is
that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Francis
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There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least
two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It
is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of
entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest
suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection
increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.
When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call
it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior
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The daughter-in-law of Pythagoras said that a woman who goes
to bed with a man ought to lay aside her modesty with her
skirt, and put it on again with her petticoat.
Montaigne
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Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Anatole France
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Marriage has many pains but celibacy has no pleasures.
Samuel Johnson
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They made love as though they were an endangered species.
Peter De Vries
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The physical union of the sexes ... only intensifies man's
sense of solitude.
Nicolas Berdyaev
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Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story
of my life.
Dorothy Parker
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Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes
fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too
much.
Ann Landers
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The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love.
Terence
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Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about
having children. Life is the other way around.
David Lodge
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Women can sleep with whoever they want;
Men have to sleep with whoever will let them.
Author unidentified
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A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman
already knows.
Monica Piper
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