DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
 

> 40-ish.............................................49
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> Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
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> Athletic......................................No tits
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> Average looking....................Ugly
>
> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
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> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
>
> Emotionally Secure......................On medication
>
> Feminist..........................................Fat
>
> Free spirit....................................Junkie
>
> Friendship first..........................Former slut
>
> Fun..........................................Annoying
>
> New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
>
> Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
>
> Open-minded.................................Desperate
>
> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
>
> Professional....................................Bitch
>
> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
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> Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
>
> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker