Male Pick up Lines
 

 

* That dress would look great on my floor.

* I've got a 6 inch tongue and know how to use it.

* Do you come here often?

* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

* Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?

* I have an 8 inch dick. (Inches may vary)

* The word for the night is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

* Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

* I have only three months to live.

* If I followed you home, would you keep me?

* Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

* So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

* What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

* What's your sign?

* Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

* Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

* You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

* If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

* Is that Windex you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

* Since we shouldn't waste in this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in

   my pocket before they expire.

* <licks your shoulder> Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

* Where have you been all my life?

* Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

* I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

* You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

* Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

* Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

* I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

* Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

* I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

* What fucks like a tiger and winks? <winks>

* Your place or mine?

* Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

* You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

* I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go   

   upstairs and work out a remedy?

* You will go home with me tonight.

* Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

* Can I see your tan lines?

* Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

* You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

* All those curves, and me with no brakes.

* You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

* Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

* Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

* I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

* Is it hot in here or is it just you?

* You are the reason men fall in love.

* Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

* Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for

   Christmas.

* You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

* Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

* Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

* Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

* I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

* Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

* I've been a bad boy, so spank me!

* Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

* I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

* So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

* (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

* You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

* I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

* Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

* Be unique and different, say yes.

* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

* Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

* Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

* Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

* I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl   

   smile. So, would you smile for me?

* Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.

* Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

* Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?