Quotes On Men (What Female Think About Men)

 
Men are proof that women can take a joke. -- Unknown

There's no sin in loving men. Only pain! -- "Ally McBeal"

Men are like gum anyway -- after you chew they lose their flavor. -- "Ally McBeal"

I like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork. -- "Roseanne"

I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. -- "Elaine" (on Seinfeld)

P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Sh*t! -- Unknown

Men expect too much, do too little. -- Allen Tate

Men’s hearts are cold. They are indifferent. -- Mother Jones

Men hate more steadily than they love. -- Samuel Johnson

Deprive man of his life lie and you rob him of his happiness. -- Ibsen

Men have two purposes in life: reproduction and to open those friggin jars. -- Irene

Men have one advantage in life, they can pee on a tree. -- Irene

No men, no cry. -- Unknown

man is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry. -- Unknown

Unfortunately, all men were created equal. -- Unknown

The only good men are dating each other. -- Unknown

A male gynocologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -- Carrie Snow

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton

If a man is standing alone in the woods and says something.....is he still wrong?

I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity. - Cher

If you want something said, ask a man, but if you want something done ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Guys think that you are a sidewalk and they just walk all over you!

Multi-tasking is a foreign word to men.

Men are full of a lot of things, excuses being high on the totem poll.

I try to keep people who lie, break promises and need a 24 hour mom to a minimum.

The only reason to keep a man is: hmm...there isn't one.