Kissing Tips
Kissing Explained

Eyes are known to be the windows to our soul. Lips, then, are the servants of our consciousness. Our lips respond to happy thoughts by smiling, they express our innermost emotions with words of love and hope, and are able to convey what no words ever can, by kissing.

If you were to refer to a dictionary (in this case, the Chambers 20th Century Edition), it would describe kissing as "to caress or salute with the lips". Dictionaries know nothing about kissing!

It would be far better to look to the great poets and romantics of our time. Shakespeare calls it a "seal of our love" while the witty Coleridge describes kissing as "nectar breathing".

Kissing is the first physical expression of serious attraction between two people. They may hold each other closely, they may stare into each other's eyes deeply, but their relationship cannot go any further until they kiss.

I am not referring to those quick pecks on the cheek or even those cheeky under-the-mistletoe affairs, but the kind where you hold her in your arms, where breathing becomes a chore, where your blood pulses through your veins and you do not ever want to let her go...




Types Of Kisses

This is a comprehensive list listing the types of kisses around. Most of the material found below was found from Internet and newsgroup archives. If you find any more, drop us a line.

A Light Hearted Look At Bad Kisses

The Roto Rooter: Their tongue ventures so far down your throat that it actually begins to choke you.

The Rooster: They begin to kiss you, then suddenly pull way ...lean forward, then draw back!

The Swordfish: They operate their tongue much like a swordfish uses it's snout, in a blunt and violent manner.

The Grouper: As they kiss you, their lips (which could require their own zip code) completely engulf yours.

The Deep Sea Diver: They rarely come up for air.

The Lizard: Their tongue darts in and out of your mouth like a reptile probing for its next victim.

Frozen in Time: They never change the position, posture or angle of their head. It is as if they have mastered kissing cryogenics.

The Squid: They seem to excrete an awful flavor. All you can think of is how to slip them a breath mint.

The Wrecking Ball: They kiss like a battering ram. Whoa, look out, here they come again!

Nick-o-Teen: Kissing them is like licking the contents of a dirty ash tray. When you're done, you feel like taking a shower.

How To Go About Kissing Her

Yes, kissing is an art form. The kissing experience is different for each of us but the basic fundamentals of kissing remain the same.

The first step in kissing is known as "Getting into position". The second step is called "Finding her comfort level" and the last step, the last step... well, I leave that to your imagination.